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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 07:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

How do Democrat Party voters feel about the fact that Kamala Harris never received one primary vote to be the nominee in 2020 and certainly not in 2024?

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?

So they tried

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is a good habit and what is bad one?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Still no good.

Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

No go.

What sexual experience did you have at a highway rest area?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How can couples reverse the buildup of resentment once they notice it?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?